Where do I start?

I feel under so much pressure now. Can I be as creative as those I know with English degrees and who have their own libraries? (I tried to make a link here, I just couldn't get it to work)(it should work now) I have 4 children, so my once brilliant mind has turned to soup. It is though, a soup with many ingredients. I can discuss a wide variety of topics, from potty training to how to find the area of a square- to light sabres(?)- to which store has the shirts with the funniest slogans on them. These discussions just all usually take place at the same time, so please excuse me if I ramble.